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Homer Simpson’s Guide to Passive Income

Homer Simpson’s Guide to Passive Income

What not to do.

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James Orr
Apr 30, 2025
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Imagine Homer Simpson buying a rental.

He’d probably assume it was all donuts and mailbox money.

“No work, Marge! The rent just magically appears every month!”

Cut to:

  • He underestimates the repairs.

  • Overestimates the rent.

  • Spends the security deposit.

  • Doesn’t screen the tenant.

  • And when something breaks? He duct tapes it and calls it “fixed.”

In other words: he’…

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